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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested


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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth


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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye


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unamusedsloth:

Scumbag Mario. [video]

unamusedsloth:

Scumbag Mario. [video]


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killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date


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justbeingfabulous:

just give me the fucking pancakes 

justbeingfabulous:

just give me the fucking pancakes 


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